Trump and Zelensky: The Art of No Deal

Switch your selector switch from safe to semi and watch your lane—because this episode is a full-auto takedown of political buffoonery at its finest!

Trump, Vance, Zelenskyy—what was supposed to be a diplomatic meeting turned into a reality TV showdown. Was it a foreign policy discussion or a bad episode of The Apprentice? Croaky Caiman is here to break it all down, mock the absurdities, and call out the sheer immaturity on display.

💥 Trump gets history wrong
💥 J.D. Vance auditions for 2028
💥 Zelenskyy delivers subtle jabs and makes unnecessary pushbacks during a photo op
💥 And somehow, a “journalist” asks about... suits?

This was supposed to be about mineral rights. Instead, it became the most embarrassing diplomatic meltdown of the year—and Croaky has thoughts. Tune in for sharp analysis, brutal mockery, and a reality check on how U.S. foreign policy has turned into a circus act.

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