Firing Lane
Croaky Caiman is natures humble janitor just here to take out the trash through political discourse. Listen to Croaky Caiman, a conservative intellectual cartoon gator, have conversations with people from all backgrounds about current events, history, the U.S. political system, and law through sharing his extensive knowledge with a bit of humor and intermittent swear words. Not recommended for listeners under age 18.
Episodes
Friday Sep 20, 2024
Friday Sep 20, 2024
In this episode, Croaky dives into the complexities surrounding the recent pager explosions in Lebanon that targeted Hezbollah operatives. The episode will examine the military operation's precision, address concerns about collateral damage, and explore the broader implications of technology in modern warfare. Croaky also discusses the supposed scandal involving North Carolina gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson and the issues facing Republicans in the current election as we deal with the repercussions of Trumpism. Croaky also goes back and forth with some critics in a bombastic argument over the concept of conservatism and the meanings of....well..words. Enjoy, and apologies for the saucy language. Content warning.
Tuesday Sep 17, 2024
Tuesday Sep 17, 2024
In this Twitter Space-Podcast Croaky and friends discuss the second assassination attempt on Trump in as many months and why the political environment of populism leads to such consequences. Croaky discusses the problems with populism and uses the example of George Wallace and his attempt to veil his populism in the guise of conservatism in the same way Trump and JD Vance do. Other topics also discussed with some crude language so be warned and enjoy.
Tuesday Sep 17, 2024
Tuesday Sep 17, 2024
In this short episode of Firing Lane Croaky to celebrate a day that doesn’t get as much fanfare as independence day and to Croaky is much more important Croaky muses on the framing of the constitution and what the founders created when they made this amazing document that is the basis for American society and governance.
Monday Sep 16, 2024
Monday Sep 16, 2024
In this episode of Firing Lane, we switch the selector switch from safe to semi and dive into the mission of reigniting conservatism we explore how today’s conservatives can build on the legacy of Reagan’s triumph, leveraging modern tools to restore ordered liberty amidst populist chaos. From historical victories, the power of antifragility, we’ll break down why this fight is not only winnable, but necessary whether you’re at a kitchen table or the halls of influence this is your call to action. Join me as we discuss how to preserve and champion the principles that make conservatism enduring.
Thursday Sep 12, 2024
Thursday Sep 12, 2024
In this episode of Firing Lane, Croaky dives deeper into Donald Trump’s outlandish claim about Haitian migrants stealing and eating pets in Springfield Ohio. Croaky debunks this baseless conspiracy, exposing the dangerous appeal to fear tactics used by demagogues throughout history. Tune in as Croaky explains how critical thinking evidence and reason are the best tools to combat misinformation, and why it’s crucial to demand truth in political discourse.
Wednesday Sep 11, 2024
Wednesday Sep 11, 2024
Croaky does a Space to Podcast after the Kamala Harris-Trump debate and goes over some of the worst elements of it and some of the highlights. Extra foul language warning because he found the debate especially hilarious because it matches his earlier predictions on what would happen.
Tuesday Sep 10, 2024
Tuesday Sep 10, 2024
In this episode of Firing Lane, Croaky breaks down the highly anticipated 2024 Trump vs. Harris debate, providing sharp analysis, witty commentary. From the economic showdown to foreign policy clashes, Croaky unpacks the key moments and assesses which candidate can sway the all-important independent voters. Tune in for a unique, in-depth take on the debate that cuts through the noise with clarity and humor.
Sunday Sep 08, 2024
Sunday Sep 08, 2024
The New Federalists are playing the long game. We’re not interested in momentary victories that come at the expense of principles, instead focused in reinforcing and applying those principles. We’re interested in rebuilding this conservative movement from the ground up
Saturday Sep 07, 2024
Saturday Sep 07, 2024
In this episode of Firing Lane, Croaky Caiman takes on the myth that not voting for either major candidate is a betrayal of conservatism. Diving deep into the core principles of the New Federalist movement, Croaky dismantles the shallow arguments of populism and electoral tribalism. With his signature wit, he explores why true conservatism values moral order, personal responsibility, and a long-term cultural strategy over short-term electoral wins. Rejecting both Trumpism and Harris, this episode challenges listeners to think beyond the ballot box and focus on rebuilding conservatism from its intellectual foundations. Tune in for a thoughtful, principle-driven conversation on the future of conservatism.
Saturday Sep 07, 2024
Saturday Sep 07, 2024
In the grand tapestry of American history, the Federalists occupy a place of immense importance, woven deeply into the fabric of our nation’s founding principles. They weren’t just a political faction; they were the intellectual architects of a system designed to balance liberty with order, ambition with prudence. As New Federalists, we honor their legacy, drawing inspiration from their vision to restore and preserve the principles they held dear.Who Were the Federalists?The Federalists were the champions of the U.S. Constitution, a group of thinkers and statesmen who, in the late 18th century, recognized the need for a strong yet balanced national government. Key figures included Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay. These were not mere politicians; they were statesmen, philosophers, and, dare I say, the intellectual heavyweights of their time.The Federalist Papers: Intellectual Heavy LiftingThe Federalist Papers, a series of 85 essays penned under the pseudonym "Publius," are perhaps the most significant contributions to political thought in American history. Written by Hamilton, Madison, and Jay, these essays were not just propaganda to sell the Constitution to a skeptical public; they were profound meditations on governance, human nature, and the mechanics of a republic.The Core Beliefs of the FederalistsThey argued for a strong central government essential for the security and stability of the newly independent states. They understood that power corrupts, and thus, the Constitution needed to include mechanisms to prevent any one branch of government from becoming too powerful. They championed a system where power is divided between national and state governments and favored a republic where elected representatives would govern in the best interest of the people.Why the New Federalists?We, as modern Burkean conservatives, choose to align ourselves with the Federalist moniker because we see the same perils they did and share their commitment to a balanced, prudent approach to governance. We look to the Federalists’ intellectual rigor as a model, strive to balance liberty and order, and champion local governance and federalism as bulwarks against the overreach of centralized authority.Carrying the TorchAs New Federalists, we are not just adopting a name; we are embracing a legacy. We stand for the principles that Hamilton, Madison, and Jay articulated so powerfully. We believe in a government that is strong enough to govern but constrained enough to protect liberty. We value thoughtful, principled debate over populist rhetoric and seek to restore the balance, prudence, and wisdom that have been the hallmarks of American conservatism.
Edmund Burke
The Godfather of conservative philosophy.
Recommended reading: Russell Kirk’s “The Conservative Mind”, “The Concise Guide to Conservatism” and “Edmund Burke” ; Edmund Burke’s “Reflections on the Revolutions in France”; Ron DeSantis’s “The Courage to Be Free”