Firing Lane

The Hollow Men of the “Right”: Conservatism vs. Clicks

Owning the libs isn’t a philosophy. Conservatism is the hard work of mastery—of self, impulse, and pride. The hollow men sell rage; we defend civilization. New episode: why standards are more important than clout. 
 

October 7th Why We Remember

🕯️ October 7th was not just an attack on Israel. It was an attack on civilization itself.
Grandparents burned alive. Children executed on livestream. And within days, Western academics and influencers were lighting candles—for the murderers.
This isn’t about borders or policy. This is about remembering what happens when evil is rebranded as “resistance,” and human life becomes a debate-team exercise.
Listen for why “Never Again” must mean something. And why forgetting October 7th ensures it will happen again.

Obamacares Ghos: GOP Keeps Losing Healthcare War It Should Have Won

In this Episode Croaky goes over the Obamacare Subsidies that have led to the current Shutdown and what the fight is really about. He covers the origin of Obamacare and the actions that have led to our current issues. Listen in, as always Language Content warning:

JD Vance Thinks You're Too Dumb To See He's Lying About ACA Subsidies

In this episode, Croaky takes aim at JD Vance’s latest fairy tale — the claim that Republicans had the “foresight” to handle ACA subsidies expiring. Spoiler: they didn’t. The so-called Big Beautiful Bill hospital fund wasn’t prophecy. It was a payoff to nervous Republican senators after Medicaid cuts nearly collapsed rural hospitals.
Now Vance wants you to believe a band-aid slapped on a self-inflicted wound somehow covers millions losing subsidies. It doesn’t. Families — especially older, rural, Republican voters — will see premiums skyrocket, and rural hospitals will be left even weaker as paying patients disappear.
This isn’t conservatism. It’s theater. It’s the dumbest manifestation of Republican politics since Harding’s poker-table cronies. And when the bill lands in mailboxes, voters won’t remember the spin. They’ll remember who handed it to them.
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Weekend at Comey's: Indictment: Sunglasses, Corpses, and Political Theater

Trump’s DOJ has done its best Weekend at Bernie’s impression — dragging a dead case back into court, slapping sunglasses on it, and calling it justice.
In this episode, Croaky breaks down:
Why the FBI already closed Arctic Haze in 2021 — and why reviving it now is absurd.
The wafer-thin charges: one false statement, one obstruction, and a third count the grand jury itself refused.
The real misconduct Trump’s DOJ skipped: Comey’s memos.
How Trump’s missed opportunities and distraction tactics are undermining accountability.
Why Florida conservatism looks like Byzantium while national MAGA drifts into late-stage Rome.
👉 It’s not law. It’s theater. And it’s Weekend at Comey’s.
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The Madison Tragedy: How a Fractured Society Breeds Despair

There is a deep societal void at the root of these acts of violence. It’s up to us to answer the cry buried beneath the hatred, to break the cycle before it consumes another soul that takes many more with them.

Kimmel Free Speech: The Easy Way, The Hard Way or The Constitution

Brendan Carr told Disney/ABC: “We can do this the easy way or the hard way.”
That’s not free speech. That’s a government regulator threatening private companies into censorship.
The same people who screamed about Murthy v. Missouri are now cheering.
I break it down on Firing Lane: hypocrisy, history, and what it means when regulators play mob boss with the Constitution.

Jay Collins' Battlefield Promotion

Governor Ron DeSantis isn’t just running out the clock in Florida — he’s building a bench. From the Attorney General to the CFO to the Lieutenant Governor, this is about creating a leadership pipeline that can carry Florida’s playbook well beyond one term. Enter Jay Collins — Special Forces veteran, Purple Heart recipient, and now Florida’s #2. No theatrics. No viral meltdowns. Just steady leadership, real legislative wins, and the discipline to execute the mission. He’s proof that Florida is stacking its roster with people who can actually run the plays when the spotlight shifts. In this episode of Firing Lane, we break down how Collins earned his spot, what makes this bench so formidable, and why the swamp’s patience for fakes just ran out.

The Trumpcare Boomerang: An Illusion of Medicaid Cuts

🎧 New Firing LaneTrump’s not cutting Medicaid. He’s rebranding it… and dumping the bill on red states.
👉 Mrs. Croaky joins me to break down how this isn’t reform — it’s a federal sleight of hand that punishes conservative states, grows dependency, and hands Democrats a narrative win on a silver platter.
We’re not defending Medicaid.We’re defending prudence, federalism, and sanity.
If you care about healthcare, taxes, or being lied to while clapping — you need to hear this.
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Schrödinger's Pedo-Files: DOJ's Sympathy for the Devil

🚨 The Epstein Case Is Closed. Officially.
Not with justice.Not with resolution.But with a DOJ lullaby.
Croaky Cayman returns — not by subpoena, not by hashtag, but by philosophical necessity — to torch the cowardice, the contradictions, and the conspiracies.
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Dan Bongino and Kash Patel? Suddenly they’ve “read the files” and decided Epstein “definitely” killed himself.Croaky explains why this magical revelation is nothing but recycled fog.
Pam Bondi closes the case with the energy of a Real Housewives reunion moderated by a defense attorney.Croaky eviscerates the "missing minute" of surveillance footage — and the missing will to investigate.
Trump? Promised to drain the swamp.Instead:– Denied Files Exist– Dodged Epstein Connections– Still visible doing that weird dance in every Epstein GIF search (go ahead try it)
This is the monologue we didn’t want — but need.
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