Firing Lane
Croaky Caiman is natures humble janitor just here to take out the trash through political discourse. Listen to Croaky Caiman, a conservative intellectual cartoon gator, have conversations with people from all backgrounds about current events, history, the U.S. political system, and law through sharing his extensive knowledge with a bit of humor and intermittent swear words. Not recommended for listeners under age 18.
Episodes

Thursday Aug 15, 2024
Thursday Aug 15, 2024
In this episode of Firing Lane, Croaky Caiman delves into the enduring relevance of Socrates in the modern conservative movement. By revisiting the trial of Socrates, Croaky highlights the philosopher’s commitment to principles, even in the face of adversity down to his dying breath. Croaky highlights why he views Socrates as so important as a model to our understanding of society and our understanding of principles within conservatism.

Wednesday Aug 14, 2024
Wednesday Aug 14, 2024
In this space, Croaky discusses Socrates, the Socratic Method, and the importance of asking questions and bringing critical thinking back to politics.

Tuesday Aug 13, 2024
Tuesday Aug 13, 2024
In this episode Croaky and his guests Jay, Reese, Tahgi, Chosen and Matt delve into the profound challenges facing modern conservatism. Both the dangerous allure of desperation and fear politics in an effort to get conservatives to abandon core principles. They also discuss the deeply contentious issue of abortion from varying conservative and liberal perspectives and how to open a dialogue on the issue understanding conflicting moralities. Also covered is Amendment 4 a proposed Florida constitutional amendment under consideration by voters and what it means and what it can lead to. This is a start to discussions on the philosophical underpinnings of conservatism in today’s complex political landscape, encouraging listeners to approach these issues with a principled, reasoned perspective. Hope you enjoy.

Tuesday Aug 13, 2024
Tuesday Aug 13, 2024
In this episode, Croaky reads an article he wrote where he critiques the revisionist history promoted by Trump and his supporters which downplays or ignores past Republican achievements and elevates Trump as the sole savior of conservatism and of the Republican party. Croaky argues that true conservatism has always been a continuous struggle not just tied to one leader or one era and emphasizes a need to return to the movements first principles rather than distort its history for political gain.

Sunday Aug 11, 2024
Sunday Aug 11, 2024
In this episode, Croaky reads an article he wrote earlier today inspired by an apparent criticism of the “Principled Conservatives” that continue to hold back their vote for Trump, calling them narcissists. After the read, Croaky discusses his thoughts on the matter.

Saturday Aug 10, 2024
Saturday Aug 10, 2024
A companion piece to the previous Nihilism article. This episode discusses the misuse of history; particularly the myth of the Southern Strategy and how its been twisted to vilify the Republican Party.

Saturday Aug 10, 2024
Saturday Aug 10, 2024
In this episode, we delve into the enduring battle between Enlightenment rationalism and the sagacious conservatism of Edmund Burke. We explore the concept of "Lineage Conservatism," which posits that our values and norms are sculpted by centuries of cultural, social, and moral evolution.Discover how Burke viewed Natural Law as a rich, intricate fabric woven from historical continuity and inherited wisdom, rather than mere abstract ideals. We discuss the communal and historical dimensions of rights and laws, emphasizing their role within a broader societal framework.Join us as we draw parallels between this perspective and the Anthropic Principle, and consider the divine intent that some believe underpins our inherited wisdom. Whether viewed through a secular or faith-respecting lens, Lineage Conservatism offers a compelling framework for understanding the stability and flourishing of human societies.Subscribe to Croaky’s Substack to receive new posts and support our work.

Friday Aug 09, 2024
Friday Aug 09, 2024
In this episode of Firing Lane, Croaky Caiman dives into two of the most pressing issues facing the conservative movement today: the cult-like attacks on DeSantis supporters choosing to not vote for Trump by other Desantis supporters who are Born Again MAGAs. Croaky also discusses the potential threat of a Kamala Harris presidency, Croaky explores the dangers of groupthink within conservative ranks emphasizing the importance of independent thought and principled decision-making. He then tackles the fear of a Harris-led communist America, dissecting some of her political history and what it could mean for the country’s future. With wit, sarcasm and a firm commitment to conservative values, Croaky challenges listeners to resist fear-based voting and focus on building a stronger, more principled movement. Tune in and remember to switch your selector switch from safe to semi, and watch your lane!

Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
As we approach the election, the polarizing figure of Donald Trump continues to split the nation and the conservative movement. This episode delves into the fervor surrounding Trump's candidacy and the shift from principled opposition to emotional coercion among his supporters.
We explore the rational arguments of those who support Trump out of genuine concern for a liberal presidency, particularly one led by Kamala Harris. However, we also critique the vitriolic behavior of individuals who now attack those refusing to back Trump, despite their previous denunciations of him.
Conservatism, at its core, is not a monolith but a lens through which diverse views can be formed based on shared principles. The episode contrasts the Burkean conservative values of tradition and prudence with the reactionary populist mindset, emphasizing the importance of mutual respect and shared values in building a lasting social order.
As the election nears and the prospect of a Trump loss looms, the episode examines the emotional and vitriolic reactions from his supporters. We discuss the need to move away from radicalism and focus on reclaiming conservatism from populist demagogues, emphasizing intellectual rigor, respectful debate, and principled stands.
Join us as we navigate the conservative crossroads, seeking to build a future that reflects the best of conservative ideals and ensures a stable and prosperous society for generations to come.

Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Yesterday, I did a Twitter Space that was mostly about Kamala Harris but led into a quick discussion about changes in cultural views. My cohost Free and I delved into the intriguing question of why our culture and society seem to be shifting ever more leftward. Free posited that this leftward drift begins with the presidency and trickles down through the layers of government and society. I, on the other hand, highlighted a more foundational issue: the role of education in shaping the minds of our children, making them more receptive to radical ideas.Our educational institutions are the crucibles in which the future of our nation is forged. It is within the classrooms of K-12 schools and the lecture halls of universities that the values, beliefs, and critical faculties of young minds are cultivated. Over the years, these institutions have undergone a profound transformation. Kirk lamented the decline from an education system rooted in the humanities and the nurturing of critical thinking to one that resembles little more than daycares, warehousing children until they are deemed ready to join the workforce.Education, particularly in its early stages, has an outsized influence on culture, both passively and actively. From a passive standpoint, the mere structure and content of education shape the perspectives and attitudes of students. When curricula prioritize rote memorization and standardized testing over critical thinking and the humanities, students are trained to accept information uncritically. They become accustomed to a passive reception of knowledge, which conditions them to accept societal norms and media messages without question.Actively, education influences culture through the explicit content that is taught and the values that are promoted within the classroom. In many schools, there is a noticeable shift towards curricula that emphasize social justice, environmentalism, and other contemporary issues from a particular ideological perspective. This one-sided approach indoctrinates students rather than educating them, shaping their worldview to align with specific ideological tenets.The role of teachers and educational administrators cannot be understated in this active shaping of culture. Educators, consciously or unconsciously, impart their own beliefs and values to their students. This is particularly impactful at the early stages of education, where children are highly impressionable. When teachers present certain ideas as incontrovertible truths rather than subjects for critical examination, they mold the cultural and ideological landscape of the future.The media amplifies these educational influences, reinforcing the messages and values promoted within schools. The synergy between education and media creates a powerful feedback loop that perpetuates and intensifies cultural shifts. Mass media, with its vast reach and persuasive power, often mirrors and magnifies the ideological leanings introduced in the classroom, embedding them deeper into the fabric of society.The preservation and enhancement of our educational institutions is crucial for the maintenance of our cultural integrity. If we embrace the wisdom of thinkers of the past and champion the cause of critical thinking and historical literacy, we can ensure that future generations inherit a society that values intellectual rigor and thoughtful discourse. This, above all, is the legacy we must strive to leave behind.Croaky’s Substack is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

Edmund Burke
The Godfather of conservative philosophy.
Recommended reading: Russell Kirk’s “The Conservative Mind”, “The Concise Guide to Conservatism” and “Edmund Burke” ; Edmund Burke’s “Reflections on the Revolutions in France”; Ron DeSantis’s “The Courage to Be Free”







